Found this quilting poem on a blog... love it.
Addicted to Quilting
She Learned to Quilt on MONDAY.Her stitches all were fineShe forgot to make us dinnerSo we all went out to dine
She quilted miniatures on TUESDAYshe says they are a mustThey really were quite lovelyBut She forgot to dust
On WEDNESDAY it was a sampler.She says stippling’s funWhat Highlights What Shadows!But The LAUNDRY was’nt done
Nine Patches were on ThursdayGreen,Yellow,Blue and red.I guess she really was engrossedShe never made the Bed.
It was wall hangings on Friday.In colors she adoresIt never bothered her at allThat crumbs were on the floor
I found a maid on SATURDAYMy week is now completeMy wife can quilt the hours awayThe house will still be neat
Well, now its only SUNDAYI think I,m about to wiltI cursed,I raved,I rantedCause the Maid has learned to QUILT !
Geez, this is so funny.Thanks for sharing it.